A Radiographer :-
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Picks locomotives off
the track
Catches speeding bullets in teeth
Freezes water with a single glance
They are God.
Barium:
- What you do when they're dead
Cystogram:
- an email sent to your sister
Isodense:
- Radiography student after sitting finals
Pleural:
- More than one
Sacral:
- Holy
Sella:
- A good place to keep your wine.